Black Forests and Banana Splits

I hate dentists. They are stupid. Most of them are dentists because they could not clear the PMT.

You are sitting on a dentist's chair, with a clipper tearing your mouth open. The guy pokes your gum with a needle and asks "Does it hurt?". Of course it hurts you moron. " How much?". You slap the idiot with all the might you got and go "Only a bit more."

Next time the dentist is about to inject a local anesthetic in your mouth, ask for morphine. Things are so much better with morphine, you'll enjoy every second of it!

Its a pity there are not much female dentists. I'd rather have a pair of female hands do things inside my mouth.

There's a reason people visit dentists. They have beautiful secretaries.

Dentists are the suprelatives of terror. They induce terror wherever they go. Its like when you know you have cut yourself while shaving and are standing with the aftershave. Dentists are just a little more scary. Pain is on its way. All you can do is wait.

I would like to meet an elephant dentist. His tools would be fun.

Every doctor has a pile of books up his sleeve, ophthalmologists, cardiologists, dermatologists. But dentists don't like to read. They like to drill.

It would suck to be a dentist's son. That would be years of growing up without chocolate.

I swear I once met a toothless dentist.

You know why dentists like to inflict pain? They are sadists. You know why they are sadists? They flunked Med School.